I'll Take A Gaggle: Zombie Flamingo Lawn Ornaments
A group of flamingos isn't actually called a gaggle, by the way. I just said that because I don't know what a group of flamingos is called. Fine, FINE -- I'll look it up. So according to a bunch of those stupid 'answer my question' websites a group of flamingos can be called a flock, colony, regiment, flurry, stand, or flamboyance. But according to Science Daily a group of flamingos is called a "pat". Great, so now I don't know what to do BESIDES CALL THEM A GAGGLE! *high-five* No? Just gonna leave me hangin'? *pretends I was warming up my arm for a pitch* $17 Zombie Flamingo Lawn Ornaments: neighborhood kids will steal them. What they'll do with them is anybody's guess, but my guess is use them for Satanic rituals in the woods. "My guess is throw them in the street a block away." OH HO HO -- MR. REALISTIC SITUATION OVER HERE. Can I change my guess to your guess?
Thanks to PYY and cupcake, who agree you can never have enough lawn ornaments. Unless you're one of my neighbors, then even one is too many. Come on, you're driving down my resell value!
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This is a giant scrap metal lamp made to look like an angler fish by artist and Etsy seller Justin LaDoux. He's selling it for $8,000. For reference, I paid $6 for my last lamp from the thrift store and supplied my own lampshade. It's a popcorn bucket. When the bulb gets ho... / Continue →
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This is a series of planetary lollipops by Etsy seller Vintage Confections. Vintage, huh? *eying lollipops* Why do I get the feeling my grandpa never had these as a kid? A $17.50 set of 10 includes all the planets in the solar system plus the Sun and *sniffle* Pluto (it bre... / Continue →
