Okay maybe not a MILLION, but it's definitely in the hundreds. "It's barely over ten." Well look at you, Mr. Math Genius -- showing off for everybody. "Look at me everyone, I'm smart, I should be on Jeopardy!" I'll take SCREW YOU for $800. This is redditor KingKent's "I'm going as everything" Halloween getup. Did he win the annual costume contest? HE BETTER F***ING NOT HAVE. It's quality, not quantity!
Thanks to Lizzy, who informed me a jack of all trades is a master of none. Deep thoughts. Not sure how it's applicable here, but my mind is blown nonetheless.