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GROG ME: Homemade Pirate Chest Beer Cooler Mod

November 30, 2012 / beer, chest, cooler, diy, do it yourself, getting all drunk and pretending you're a pirate? that's a great time, good job, homemade, jobs, just add a cooler!, keeping things cool, smart thinking, thanks but no thanks i prefer to swill my grog ROOM TEMP, yaaaaaarr -- pass me another, yo ho ho ho a pirate's life for me

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This is a wooden pirate chest built around an Igloo beer cooler by redditor ShutUpLori (seriously Lori -- I can barely hear myself think) for his boss. What kind of boss asks you to mod a cooler into a pirate chest is beyond me, but they sound like a pretty good one. My old boss was always asking me to do lame work like pick his kids from school and stuff like that and I was always, "No way, I hate your kids!" and he was all, "But you're the NANNY." I knew I never should have quit my job at the gas station.

Hit the jump for a couple more pictures, hit the reddit link in the article to see shots of the actual build process.

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Thanks to PYY, who agrees you don't need a pirate cooler to enjoy grog because it's best served ROOM TEMP. Mmmm, love me some warm-ass booze.

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There are Comments

  • Is this real? if then, its very clever beer cooler that looks like a pirate chest. I really do appreciate the creativeness of humans.

  • NoveltyFishHead

    "yep"

  • as if a cooler wasnt a pain in the ass to carry as it was

  • tharlt

    a little photoshop going on in those pictures. hint - missing shadows. Still pretty awesome

  • totalphotoshopjob

    The shadows are all wrong? You can never back down on this sort of thing. There is a duty to point out total photoshop jobs whenever they are noticed.

  • n_a_a_s

    friggin pirates, its empty! So what the hell is it doing in the middle of the road?

  • Kommodore krisp

    why is the rum gone

  • n_a_a_s

    friggin pirates, that's why!

  • fishgull

    well that escalated quickly

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I would so put a dead body in there and bury it

  • n_a_a_s

    seems like burying the body & keeping the cooler would make more sense(?)

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    yes...but you are not thinking about the individual who finds it. walking along a beach and all of the sudden you see a treasure chest sticking up out of the sand. you think you hit the jackpot by finding the flying dutchman's treasure chest of gold dildo's but what do you find?? that's right...a dead body.

    should be a reality show...Dead Man's Chest

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