Alternatively, Douse Yourself In Sake: Sushi Cologne
This is sushi scented cologne from zany perfumer Demeter. It's supposed to smell like sushi, but the scent surprisingly lacks any spicy tuna. Something smells fishy about all this! KILLLLLLLL MEEEEEEE.
The fragrance consists of hints of just cooked sticky rice and straight from the seaside seaweed, accentuated with ginger and lemon essences.
Wow, and to think all these years I've just been rubbing myself with eel rolls. Boy is my face red! No, no it's not. My neck is a little brown from all the soy sauce though. One time I ate so much sushi I vomited. Or maybe it's because some of it was bad, I may never know!
Thanks to David, who prefers to smell like Korean BBQ.