You Can't Stomp Dragons!: Super Mario Skyrim Mod

This is a video of Super Skyrim Bros, a mod created by Skyrim Nexus member clintmich. It's Mario themed. For those of you who don't know who Mario is, he's the guy that checks ID's on weekends at my local bar. No? Not that Mario? I'm so confused.

When installed, the mod places a house near Winterhold. When your character sleeps at the house, he or she will begin dreaming and enter the Mushroom Kingdom. There you'll find Goombas, Koopa Troopas, Bowser and the Princess, which of course needs saving. While you can't just jump on the baddies to defeat them, you'll find Mario-themed weapons in the dreamworld. You can also pick up coins and exchange them for prizes.

Admittedly, the demo makes it look pretty decent. The kind of mod you'll install and play for a solid ten minutes. I played Skyrim for 145 hours. That's time I'll never get back. And you know what? I don't want it. I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD, COWBOY. I probably should have prefaced these last couple posts with I'm on margarita number four.

Hit the jump for a video demo. Click HERE to go download the mod yourself.

Thanks to Taylor, who keeps telling me about his idea for a Princess Bride themed Skyrim mod. HOOK THAT SHIT UP BRO, WTF?

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