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World's Most Expensive Vibrator (Is Gold Plated, $15,000)

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Got $15,000 burning a hole in your pocket but not into that DeLorean watch? How about a really expensive vibrator? Enter the LELO Inez Gold Vibrator, quite possibly the first sex toy a burglar would purposefully steal. Is it really the world's most expensive vibrator? No clue, I only keep track of buttplug records.

LELO Inez Gold Vibrator, part of the LELO Luxe Collection, is a high quality sex toy for women like no other. The best LELO vibrator is crafted in 24K gold plate and belongs in your jewelry box or even your safe.


Considered to be one of the world's best vibrators, LELO Inez Gold Vibrator delivers an exciting experience for users who want to experience the sexy sensation of hot or cold.

Five pre-programmed vibration modes and an almont silent vibration present many of pleasureable experiences. LELO Inez's petite frame guarantees discreet yet delightful pleasure. There's no need for batteries because Inez is rechargeable and holds a 2-hour charge with up to 4 hours of enjoyment. This luxury vibrator comes in a luxurious wooden gift box, with a charger, manual, satin pouch for elegant and discreet storage and a 1-year LELO warranty.

Is gold even safe for your, you know, down there? "It's called a vagina." Tehehehehehe! A what? "A VAGINA." Tehehehehehe, one more time -- I still can't hear you. "Dammit GW, grow the f*** up." NEVAAAR!

Thanks to Stacy, who's involved with product site or something and can hopefully score me some free butt toys.

There are Comments.
  • Guest

    Shouldn't it be naturally shaped and not look like a golden pickle?

  • Tesla

    Um, this has been out for at the very least, a year.

  • ZomBBombeR

    It looks like a shiny iPickle...

  • If you have enough dough to buy a gold vibrator, you have enough dough to get a whole set a real-life gardeners, chauffeurs & butlers entertain you, which would probably be more satisfying.

    Just stating the obvious...

  • spectre99

    i'll do a better job for freeeeee

  • jimmy

    Did anyone else keep reading LELO as LEGO?

  • ZomBBombeR

    Yeah it happened a couple of times.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    LEGO vibrator.....I don't think that would work very well.

  • Rogue Duelist

    "$15,000 burning a hole in your pocket" I know just what to do with that new hole!

  • Vladeon

    So... what happens if you're allergic to gold?

  • jimmy

    you buy yhe $10,000 silver one instead

  • ZomBBombeR

    Touché

  • n_a_a_s

    looks like something apple would sell

  • At that price I'd be too scared to use it.

  • ZomBBombeR

    Nahw I bet it's ultra rigorously tested before shipping.

  • Bwanden

    Double post bro. Or, is this that important?

  • Jason Ephraim

    Can tell GW is extra excited about this one

  • side effect

    it's a $15,000 gold vibrator. What more reason could there be?

  • ZerglingPack

    Is there a reason for the double post?

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