Wheeee, Shaped Ice!: Companion Cube Ice Cube Trays

ThinkGeek is selling these $13 Companion Cube ice cube trays that make your ice look briefly like little companion cubes in a drink before looking like regular ice cubes in a drink. Me? I bought the 99 ice cube trays from IKEA that make all my ice heart shaped. I know you might find it hard to believe, but under this stone-cold exterior ticks a warm, delicate heart. Just kidding, it's a time bomb and I'll explode if I ever stop typing OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD *sneeze* KA-BLOOM!

Finally -- sweet release! Hit the jump for a couple more shots. This is my ghost writing, by the way.

Thanks to Emilia, who prefers the little roundish rock-ice pieces. Those are my favorite too! They remind me of the roller skating rink.

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