This is a $14 spinning decoder ring that lets you write and translate Huttese (the language of the Hutts, like Jabba). It couldn't have come at a better time either, because I just intercepted a message from another Hutt crime lord. It reads, "Jabba panwa waffmula chone patogga che lickmoomoo". So far I've got, "Jabba gobbles dingdongs, please don't salt my tail." Not gonna lie, I almost feel bad for the Bothans that died to bring us this information.
Thanks to Claire, who wears a different decoder ring on every finger because she has a lot of friends who write in different languages. WELL WELL WELL, MISS POPULAR.