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Toss It Over Here!: Grenade Shaped Liquor Bottles

October 30, 2012 / alcohol, boom goes the booze in my tummy!, booze, drugs and alcohol, explosive, get it inside me pronto, glug glug glug, grenades, i also like mickey's grenade bottles because they're cheap and they have those little puzzles on the lid (plus get me trashed!), it's a shaped bottle i should be ashamed of myself i get it

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This is the $24 Grenade Decanter available from Urban Outfitters. It holds 16-ounces of booze and looks like a grenade. Why you'd need to transfer your booze from the bottle it came in to another bottle is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with the original bottle not being shaped like a grenade (and thus inferior). Unless you drink Blantons, in which case no need (links to pic of a bottle). I love Blantons. Plus each bottle comes with a different little horse on top and a different letter that, if you collect them all, can be displayed to spell BLANTONS. Unless you suck at spelling like I do, in which case it spells BONSLANT.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots.

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Thanks to Az, who's oldschool and stores liquor in mason jars because he's a moonshiner.

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There are Comments

  • Blanton's does indeed rule. Yum.

  • Hang on, even for around fifteen pounds (as $24 is worth for me in the UK currently), I'd have hoped for a slightly nicer method of closing it than what looks suspiciously like the plastic screw cap off of a bottle of Fanta. I'd have hoped for a slightly militaristic colour to fit the theme at the very least, but bright orange?

  • The cap should be a pin, so you pull the pin and make the party explode!

  • NoveltyFishHead

    Agreed. Why can they consider a fancy metal black cap with a little grenade icon on the top? *sigh* That would be better fitting to this nice bottle design.

  • You could keep Grenadine in it.

  • Mindblowing.
    Ha! Because it's a grenade and alcohol makes you stupid.

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