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The Fifteen Most Coffee-Consuming Occupations

October 2, 2012 / black gold, caffeine, coffee, energy, glug glug glug, i have one cup maybe two cups maximum before i'm singing at the top of my lungs with murderous energy, iffy, infograpic, learning by looking, morning energy, we only have yum yum donuts and krispy kremes here and i'm mad as hell about it (although i frequent both regularly and they do make decent products)

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This is an informational graphic depicting the fifteen most coffee drinking occupations. Did yours make the list? Mine didn't. "Writer/editor is number four, dummy." Oh I'm sorry, I was looking for HERO. I have no clue if this is even accurate though because there are zero numbers and the source is a Dunkin Donuts survey and Dunkin Donuts IS DUMB AS LOW FAT DONUT HOLES for not having a franchise anywhere near me. In related news, guess which profession drinks the most alcohol? "Geekologie Writer." Ding ding ding! My average consumption is like, 4,000% higher than second place.

Thanks to Jesse, who took the time to tell me if he drinks more than two cups before leaving the house in the morning there's a 50/50 chance he'll piss the car.

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There are Comments
  • A trucker

    You don't even cut for a rating if you can't realize that truckers drink coffee almost for sometimes up to 20 hours a day your stats arnt even good!

  • They forgot truck drivers, I drink it by the gallon.

  • Llast year's news. For this year's survey and a new graphic, check out: http://164.109.96.224/DDBlog/2012/09/here_s_the_dish_foo.html

  • Jesse Belanger

    Yeah I call BS - IT workers should be near the top, and for emergency services to not make the list - these people have obviously never been in a firehouse.

  • Roy

    I call bullshit! IT workers should be at the top of this list!

  • Helvis

    Uhhhmmmm... Truck drivers?!

  • What about us programmers? I drink a stupid amount of coffee. (Then again, I'm an Engineering Technician at my day job.)

  • Ummm.... what about programmers?

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    what about baristas?

  • $18922249

    Well this explains a lot...

    -Kringle Fantastico, Environmental toxicologist researcher extraordinaire!

  • MightyMolecule

    i have read a phd thesis or two acknowledging a PI by thanking them for allowing the student the opportunity and guidence to learn that "caffeine makes pee pee"..
    true story....

  • I find this faulty, there's no mentioning of a tech. professional. >:\
    On average 2-3 cups of coffee in the morning. Bad days = 3 + (energy drinks * a).

  • I'll go ahead and assume that "scientist" includes enginerds and programmers?
    Dunkin' can go dunk their heads in their shitty coffee - it tastes like wood chips! Give me a Timmy Hos any day. Hell, The D and the BK lounge have better coffee than Dunkin.

  • So far the best marketed quickie coffee is 7-11 coffee (better than Starbucks)...just my opinion.

  • Phillip Gockel

    Hardly an info graphic, more like a list of information that has some graphics on it. None of the graphics used convey anything other than the fact that coffee is maybe the topic.

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