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Spooning: The Japanese 'Cuddle With A Pretty Girl' Cafe

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Soineya is a just-opened Japanese cafe where customers pay to cuddle with pretty ladies. I'm really trying to not get depressed about it. The cafe calls itself a "co-sleeping specialty shop", officially pushing me past the point of no return with the whole depression thing. Prices and services while I go dig some ice cream out of the back of the freezer: (note: 1,000 yen = ~$13)

Admission fee: 3,000 yen


Standard Course

20 min - 3,000 yen
40 min - 5,000 yen (only 3,000 yen for first time visitors)
60 min - 6,000 yen
2 hrs - 11,000 yen
3 hrs - 16,000 yen
4 hrs - 20,000 yen
5 hrs - 25,000 yen
6 hrs - 30,000 yen
10 hrs - 50,000 yen

"Shimei-ryo" (fee to pick the girl you want to sleep with) - 1,000 yen + 500 yen per hour

Optional Course

Customer sleeps in girl's arm (3 min) - 1,000 yen
Girl pats customer on the back (3 min) - 1,000 yen
Customer pets girl on the head (3 min) - 1,000 yen
Customer and girl stare at each other (1 min) - 1,000 yen
Girl changes clothes (1 time) - 1,000 yen
Girl gives customer foot massage (3 min) - 1,000 yen
Customer gives girl foot massage (3 min) - 2,000 yen
Customer sleeps with head on girl's lap (3 min) - 1,000 yen
Girl sleeps with head on customer's lap (3 min) - 2,000 yen

*finishing tub of ice cream* Wow, so $40 to get in the door, and another $40 for twenty minutes of snuggling? Here's what we're gonna do: buy a bunch of one-off lovedolls for real cheap, right? Then rebrand them with a big 'NOW WITH 200% MORE SPOONING ACTION' on the box. We're gonna be so rich we'll have dollar signs for eyeballs!

Thanks to m-onix, who has never paid to cuddle and isn't starting now.

There are Comments.
  • ZomBBombeR

    Creepy!

  • LittleBigFace

    So basically a brothel minus the sex!

  • Cover to enter = $40
    Cuddling for an hour = $80
    Staring longingly into each other's eyes = $13
    Stealthily masturbating and then wiping your gunk on her back for the next guy = Priceless

  • Can I fap? Is that extra?

  • Wow, that sounds so dodgy and depressing. Japan is weird.

  • JT Caban

    Wait...it costs more to give a footrub than receive it? Am I missing some thing here? Are you giving the footrub with your boner?

  • taran420

    Because you're touching, versus getting touched.

  • ZomBBombeR

    You've obviously done this before??

  • taran420

    It's the same rules that apply to a strip club. The dancers can touch you, but you can't touch them.

  • ZomBBombeR

    I was joking anyways lol I figured as much though I've never been to a strip or cuddle club lol

  • Happy_Tinfoil_Cat

    Bit expensive but sounds fun otherwise. I'm sure it's like a "Love Affair Club"
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/2...

  • Matty Spinny

    ill take the 40 min with 40 min of girls head in my lap and can I add me petting girls head for 40 mins along with that too? what do you mean i can't wear shorts that short? there called daisy dukes bub.

  • Rick Thomas

    SOOO RONERY

  • Patrick Caldwell

    As long as its with a bagel head, that way I can rest my sack on it.

  • I like the wide variety of women to choose from:
    http://soineya.net/?page_id=12

  • Sh17C0que

    Are they implying they all look the same?

  • JennWillo

    What kind of cafe doesn't even bother with coffee? :O

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    damn Google translator. Are these prices with or without a happy ending?

    "The shop is strictly prohibited sexual act and adult services. If you were forced, there is the case you will be leaving the way."

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