Spooning: The Japanese 'Cuddle With A Pretty Girl' Cafe
Soineya is a just-opened Japanese cafe where customers pay to cuddle with pretty ladies. I'm really trying to not get depressed about it. The cafe calls itself a "co-sleeping specialty shop", officially pushing me past the point of no return with the whole depression thing. Prices and services while I go dig some ice cream out of the back of the freezer: (note: 1,000 yen = ~$13)
Admission fee: 3,000 yen
Standard Course20 min - 3,000 yen
40 min - 5,000 yen (only 3,000 yen for first time visitors)
60 min - 6,000 yen
2 hrs - 11,000 yen
3 hrs - 16,000 yen
4 hrs - 20,000 yen
5 hrs - 25,000 yen
6 hrs - 30,000 yen
10 hrs - 50,000 yen"Shimei-ryo" (fee to pick the girl you want to sleep with) - 1,000 yen + 500 yen per hour
Optional CourseCustomer sleeps in girl's arm (3 min) - 1,000 yen
Girl pats customer on the back (3 min) - 1,000 yen
Customer pets girl on the head (3 min) - 1,000 yen
Customer and girl stare at each other (1 min) - 1,000 yen
Girl changes clothes (1 time) - 1,000 yen
Girl gives customer foot massage (3 min) - 1,000 yen
Customer gives girl foot massage (3 min) - 2,000 yen
Customer sleeps with head on girl's lap (3 min) - 1,000 yen
Girl sleeps with head on customer's lap (3 min) - 2,000 yen
*finishing tub of ice cream* Wow, so $40 to get in the door, and another $40 for twenty minutes of snuggling? Here's what we're gonna do: buy a bunch of one-off lovedolls for real cheap, right? Then rebrand them with a big 'NOW WITH 200% MORE SPOONING ACTION' on the box. We're gonna be so rich we'll have dollar signs for eyeballs!
Thanks to m-onix, who has never paid to cuddle and isn't starting now.
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