This is a One brand Perfect Fit condom marketed to dudes with long rectangular dingalings. I think. I don't know, it has Tetris on the packaging. On my package? A bunch of cotton-balls I glued there because it's dressing up as a rabbit tonight. I'm going to be a magician. Just a heads up though: if you see me out, you probably don't want to ask me to perform any tricks. I only know one, and SPOILER: it involves pulling a rabbit out of a zipper hole. So yeah, Tetris condoms. I need one shaped like an L piece.
Thanks to cancan, who correctly guessed my peen is like a single Tetris block in an empty playfield.
Because you teeny boppers out there don't have your own money and your parents have to go to the store to buy your X-Box cables for you, a cable manufacturer is advertising their latest HDMI cable as a '"100% Mylar" double shield 1.3 grade cable with anti-virus protection to re... / Continue →
These are Daniel Resnic's 'Origami' condom designs. Despite what the name might imply, the condoms are actually latex-free silicon, which is a good thing because no folded paper crane on your pecker is gonna prevent your girlfriend from getting pregnant.
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Would not taste that rainbow.
Bill Gates, who may or may not be suffering from boner loss due to current condom design, is offering a $100,000 reward for a next-gen prophylactic that encourages greater condom use so people stop contracting diseases and children.
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