Because some people believe every costume should be available in a sexy version, Yandy is selling these sexy Sesame Street costumes for ladies. They come in Bert, Ernie, Big Bird, Elmo, Cookie Monster and Oscar the Grouch versions, and all are pretty sad looking. Regardless of how you feel about them, if you're at a Halloween bar party and a girl shows up wearing one because it's her favorite character you need to tell a bouncer because there is NO WAY she's legal.
Hit the jump for a closeup of each, but go check out the product site for more shots and a video of them all being worn by a model with some serious hangy-downy knockers (most noticeable in the Elmo video).
Thanks again to chichi, who told me she might be a mermaid this year. Now THAT -- that would be a catch. Fishing joke! Shoot me in the face.
R2-D2: he wants to die so hard right now.
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Alright champ, your wet dreams have finally come true: Star Wars burlesque. I'd keep writing now but I'm fairly confident you've already hit the jump and stripped your pants off in one awkward flourish. Nice socks.
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