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Shoes With Teeth (Actual Denture Teeth) In The Soles

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Because people are SICK and TWISTED, here's a pair of shoes that have 1,050 denture teeth embedded in the soles. Can you imagine the sound they must make walking on pavement? Not a good one. That said, I just made a pair with teeth I stole from the dentist because the hygienist left me unattended for too long, and I have every intention of threatening my roommate with them the next time he's blaring trance music at seven in the morning. Dammit Derrik, don't make me break some teeth off in your ass! "We're not experimenting sexually if that's what you're asking." I meant with THESE. *pointing at shoes* "Dino slippers?" Will you pretty please just turn your music down, I'm trying to sleep.

Hit the jump for one more shot.

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Thanks to chichi, who wants shoes with tongues on the bottom. TOO FAR, you've gone TOO FAR.

There are Comments.
  • Milka Stewart

    Ohh.. that's really teeth dentures? It is hard to believe my eyes, actually... Best wishes, Dantu Protezavimas

  • It is clear now to what extent people will pursue their perversion. I have heard of lovely walking sticks with a head carved from hippopotamus tooth or knives made from boar's tusks, but this is the first time I have heard of this pair of perverse shoes with 1050 dentures in its sole. God, what is the world coming to?

  • Guest

    Yes Io

  • Guest

    If I want a shoe shine it'll most likely be done by a dentist.

  • Guest

    Cleaning would be easy, all the person needs is a tooth brush. XD

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  • mark

    getting gum stuck under your shoes would look natural.

  • Back in my day, biting the curb actually meant something.

  • DeksamTorrac

    i'd use Colgate on mine to keep them shiny and strong, floss every 3 minutes.

  • Parrot

    step in one pile of dogpoo and you need hours to clean this shoes.

  • $18922249

    Yeah... Imagine the flossing after a thing like that?

  • Snowman

    With those shoes, I'd be eating up the miles.

  • Shoebites have a whole new meaning now....

  • agatha

    Iek! -_- that gold one is so classy! Yikkes

  • osteenq

    Great for that next job interview.

  • JamesHaswell

    Want.

  • kindzmarauli

    Denture teeth - not actual teeth - in before all the disgusted comments about where they got all the teeth...

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    jacked the tooth fairy

  • KoMoDo64

    Gives new meaning to "Kickin' some teeth in!"

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