Shark Falls From Sky Onto Golf Course, Returned To Sea
A two-foot leopard shark fell from the sky onto the 12th hole at the San Juan Hills Golf Club in California, and was promptly put in a bucket of plain water by a bunch of idiots, who then added kitchen salt to make the water more sea-like, until somebody came up with the idea to actually return it to the ocean. It's suspected the shark was being carried over the course by a bird of prey who lost its grip and sent the fish flying. That or God's just really angry right now and started throwing sharks. *shaking fist at heaven* HEY I'M PISSED TOO BUT COME ON.
Thanks to Evil Ares and Naterade, who agrees when great whites start falling its time to start repenting.
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