Almost as if to prove the point there's no Star Wars related crapola sad enough to fill the void in George Lucas's Sarlacc Pitt of a heart, there's going to be a Star Wars themed Angry Birds game coming out November 8th. Granted, I'm sure children will love it. Unfortunately I am not a child. There's no doubt in my mind I will be forced to publicly criticize the game, then secretly download it and play it whenever I'm on the shitter. I SAID DON'T LOOK IN MY GAMES FOLDER. "GW! Is this...Angry Birds Star Wars?!" Okay now I have to kill you.
Hit the jump for a teaser trailer which is basically 20-seconds of the screencap above and should be skipped.
Thanks to Outspire and Dalix, who agree no more Star Wars posts for awhile. God, that's like my dream come true.
Because George Lucas believes that absolutely everything should be available with a Star Wars theme, here's a line of glasses from Japanese eyewear manufacturer Aigen. They're available in Luke Skywalker, R2-D2, Stormtrooper, Boba Fett and Darth Vader designs and cost $500 wit... / Continue →
This is a Star Wars themed nursery created by Carissa XY and omooney for their son (and future Jedi) James. It kind of made me wish I had a themed bedroom, which I guess I kind of do provided messy is a theme. My dirty clothes pile is so big I mistakenly slept in it a couple... / Continue →
She is just a small girl,
but has no fear of capture.
She has a Big Daddy
down with her in Rapture.
This is a small series (there's only three) of video games imagined as Dr. Seuss books by DiviantARTist DrFaustusAU (who also wrote the captions I included and made THESE Batm... / Continue →