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Rolling For Diabetes: Chocolate Gaming Dice Set

October 11, 2012 / $8 seems a little steep for something I'm going to pour into my mouth and be done with in twenty seconds, chance, chocolate, diabeetus, dungeons and dragons, games, i like the taste of regular dice just fine thank you very much, if you accidentally roll one onto the floor i get to it eat those are the rules, numbers, roll those tumbling dice, rolling things

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This is an $8 chocolate gaming dice set from ThinkGeek. It comes with all the dice in the picture (d4, d6, d8, d10, d12 and d20). Sucks because I love those d2's. "What's a d2?" Those chocolate coins that come wrapped in gold! "Technically those have three sides." YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, SMARTASS. Whatever you do, don't eat the dice if you decide to game with them because if you think your friends wash their hands after they go to the bathroom, you're in for a surprise. SPOILER: it's penis residue.

Thanks to Nic, who bragged to me about eating two of the player pieces from Candy Land. Oh yeah, well I ate them all so there! Plus most of the cards. "I ate the board." I ATE THE BOARD AND BOX.

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There are Comments

  • When the life counter gets to 0 the conquorer eats the die.

  • It would make sense if they were drugs.

  • Critical Strike!

    Eat 20 dice.

  • Great idea of a gift for those who enjoy those classic board games (or a bit o' gambling).

  • $18922249

    I worked in a blacksmith shop for about a year and one thing that I was told, and which stuck with me is that when you undertake an artisan project, it "needs to look handmade and not homemade".

    Those chocolates look homemade and they look disgusting. Especially the d4... that is just atrocious.

  • ZomBBombeR

    I agree man looks like shit; not even fresh shit either, that dried out white withering crap you see in the winter time.

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