This is an $8 chocolate gaming dice set from ThinkGeek. It comes with all the dice in the picture (d4, d6, d8, d10, d12 and d20). Sucks because I love those d2's. "What's a d2?" Those chocolate coins that come wrapped in gold! "Technically those have three sides." YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, SMARTASS. Whatever you do, don't eat the dice if you decide to game with them because if you think your friends wash their hands after they go to the bathroom, you're in for a surprise. SPOILER: it's penis residue.
Thanks to Nic, who bragged to me about eating two of the player pieces from Candy Land. Oh yeah, well I ate them all so there! Plus most of the cards. "I ate the board." I ATE THE BOARD AND BOX.
In news so exciting it stopped my heart and I had to chug a half dozen Monster Energy Drinks to bring myself back to life and even that didn't work so I'm dead now, a new world's oldest d20 die has been found IN EGYPT. The previous record holder was a Roman glass die from arou... / Continue →
This is a series of spinning rings that can be used to replace dice in games that require dice. There are also card ones. And a yes/no one. And a paper/rock/scissors one. The rings are currently a Kickstarter project but have already reached more than double the requested f... / Continue →
This is a D10 die engagement ring. It was custom made, but doesn't contain any precious stones so it was probably still significantly cheaper than a traditional engagement ring. Because what better way to symbolize a relationship than PURE CHANCE. Rolling for true love -- co... / Continue →