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Realistic Pokemons Painted To Human Scale

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This is a series of realistically painted Pokemons by DeviantARTist arvalis (aka RJ Palmer -- check out his page for ultra high-res shots). It says in his little bio he likes dinosaurs, so we're pretty similar. Except I LOVE dinosaurs. I am dino fan numero uno. My buddy Terry tries to claim he is, but he's not. He's not even number two, although I tell him he is just so he doesn't get all sad on me. He's a big baby. He doesn't like when I air our dirty undies online either but I'm doing it anyways because I just wrote him online and he said he was leaving to go somewhere but didn't say where and got me worried. Actual interaction:

Terry: my wife is baking hundreds of cookies
i am gather up my clothes and shit
we are leaving in like.. an hour or so

Me: WAIT -- WHERE THE F*** ARE YOU GOING?
cookies?
TERRY
WHERE ARE YOU GOING
yOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU WERE GOING SOMEWEHRE
IM PANICKING
PLEASE RESPOND AS SOON AS YOU CAN
IM GONNA TEXT IF I DONT HEAR FROM YOU SOON OKAY?

Hit the jump for nine more and a bonus Samurai riding a t-rex because I'm into it.

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Thanks to Wayne and Matthew B, who agree it's all fun and games till somebody uses a magic wish to turn Pokemon real and they run rampant and kill us all.

There are Comments.
  • Null

    Why is everything dinosaurs ._.

  • Shannon Turnbull

    HEY! Where the hell is Pikachu????

  • Sh17C0que

    On the Nidoking picture.

  • PurpleJim8

    uhhh...Scyther is incorrect, Scyther is a MANTIS, not a reptile

  • Rick Miles

    too many reptiles. They're not all fucking reptiles. Dumbass fuck.

  • I think I came when I saw Reshiram.

  • Bamm64

    i really wanna see gyarados.

  • Kenlin Bros

    There's a version of Gyarados in his deviantart gallery:

    http://arvalis.deviantart.com/...

  • Guest

    *throws realistic pokeball*

  • Reading article, blah blah blah, "Click for bonus of samurai riding on a T-Rex", CLICK AND SCROLL TO BOTTOM.

  • quatro

    holy crap!
    i would crap my pants if i ever meet that scyther

  • HeroXero

    Some of these are straight up nightmare material, and I blame the excellent life-like artwork. Great stuff, but nightmare inducing none the less.

  • Guest

    Daym, I want to collect them all.

  • unfortunately i don't recognise the names of half of these, basically anything listed passed 250..

  • Yes, exactly!

  • bakuryu

    "yOU [...]"
    nice touch.

  • zF23

    WTF are all these new Pokemon? Give me the original 150!

  • Jan Brinkerhoff

    this makes me want to game so hard

  • Those were amazing.

  • arvalis

    Wow, thanks so much for featuring my work. I love geekologie, this site is amazing. I'm glad my work is part of it now.

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