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Practice: Zombie Apocalypse Paintball Course In Canada

October 12, 2012 / experience, fun, give it to me straight -- is there complimentary hot cider or what?, good times, halloween, i would be great at this, i would do that and i would do that VERY drunk, paintball, run for your life!, shooting things, survival, the undead, what do you mean i can't bring a bow and arrow?!, zombie apocalypse, zombie outbreak, zombies, zombies are like so big right now (but when are warlocks going to come back into fashion!?)

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I know this isn't the first zombie themed paintball experience, but whatever, it's getting close to Halloween and I'm trying to SET THE MOOD. *lighting romantic candles on dinner table* Help yourself to some boxed wine -- the Spaghetti O's should be ready any minute. Ron McCall, a former props maker for horror movies, has opened Zombie Combat Zone, a nighttime zombie apocalypse themed paintball fight. Cool, but I'm going to bring a machete too just to be on the safe side. Rounds run from dusk till 1AM and basically consist of mowing down groups of actors dressed as zombies, as well as a secondary objective of "locating the source of the infection." About that: if there's something out there turning people into zombies I'm not sure I want to get that close to it. I'll stick to shooting things in the face, thank you very much. *pop pop pop!* "That was a teammate." I know, now I have two guns!

Click HERE to watch a decent video news report about the experience.

Thanks to Sylvia, who shot herself in the foot playing paintball and a ref called her out even though she offered to hop around on one leg for the rest of the round. Hey, I would have let you.

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  • CBN

    i live in vancouver and the best part is that surrey's reputation is that you wouldn't need make-up or props for a zombie apocalypse there anyway

  • ZomBBombeR

    Well I know the theme of my paintball park when I open it. *mwahahahaha

  • Melissa Weigel

    We have one here in PA - http://valleyofterror.com/

  • I'm booked to play in a few weeks. My strategy is to fire blindly into the night whilst holding my pee in (HAHA i'm not gonna hold it in)

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    so....fire blindly into the night whilst peeing yourself?

    you must come back and let us know how that went.

  • Zombies + paintball = a winning idea. :D

  • Fuck yeah now I want to go to canada

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