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Nightmare Fuel: Wasp Versus Spider (FAIR WARNING: Is Just As Terrifying As It Sounds, Probably Even More So)

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This is a video of a red wasp and some sort of spider GOING AT IT in a battle to the death. Who wins? Definitely not anybody who watches the video, I can tell you that. The wasp -- the wasp wins. It runs circles around the spider stabbing it in the head until it is DEAD. Bonus zombie leg twitch at 1:18. I'm never going outside again. Well, not after one final trip to the liquor store doused in Raid. "That's lighter fluid." *wink* I want off this planet.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to Rhubarb, arguably my least favorite pie flavor.

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  • ThomasVeil

    It's a spider wasp: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P...

    The spider is paralyzed and will be eaten alive by the wasp larvae.
    Nature gladly made the story even worse :D

  • Das WeinerSchnitzel

    Did he died?

  • Paul Bleemstra

    Moral of the story - don't fuck with wasps.

  • quatro

    not cool geekology
    i though this was a family friendly site
    you obviously promote interspecies rape

  • It needs THIS music playing in the background. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

  • I can't believe I actually found myself feeling sorry for the spider!

  • needs this music in the background http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

  • Proof that wasps are dicks. Now if it were a bee that's fine, bees are good with the whole one sting thing they have going on but wasps are dicks...

  • Jan Schoeman

    Wasp OP

  • Through the eyeballs!

  • TAP OUT SPIDERBRO I GOT YOU MAN

    SPIDERBRO

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Bakasaia

    I would have squashed the winner. Just to be a dick and chalk one up for humanity

  • stung In The FACE!!!

  • why are you doing this to us?

  • I was all like 'This video can;t be as scary as it sounds'... I couldn't watch past ten seconds. Spiders are just so gross.

  • oranberry

    Aww, I was cheering for the spider

  • YEAH BITCH COME ON, YOU WAS THE MAN A MINUTE AGO boner boner boner

  • Joseph Vilain

    Oh GW, the spider probably wasn't dead, just paralyzed so that the wasp larvae could eat it alive later. (you know if it's in this wasp family http://www.youtube.com/watch?v... )

  • Sigmund Smudge

    This reminded me of the Clash of the Titans remake, except this was actually worth watching!

  • Keno

    I liked when shit was about to get real and the wasp said "No spider, this is an ATM...".

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