These are Chalkboard Nails' custom Eye of Sauron themed fingernails. Not gonna lie, whoever's fingers those are should really consider being a hand model. IMMACULATE. Mine look like I'm a coal miner that teaches woodshop on the weekends. I'm joking, they're perfect and my nails are all long like coke nails. "We should hang out sometime." Dammit Carrie Fisher, NO -- these are strictly ornamental. I'm just a man who likes his nails to express how not into manual labor I am. "Or that you like to dress up like a lady on weekends." *wink* Not just weekends, buddy.
Thanks to carey, who paints her fingernails with the blood of her enemies because she's from a tribe of all-female warriors (I assume).
This is shot from some bookstore that decided to pay an employee to stack a bunch of Hobbit/LOTR boxed sets into Barad-Dûr. It kind of looks like a safety hazard to me though, which is why I have every intention of pulling one from the bottom of the tower, getting buried under... / Continue →
To celebrate the release of the World of Warcraft expansion tomorrow, licensed cosmetologist Algae Veronica painted herself these Mists of Pandaria themed fingernails, complete with plastic jewels on the thumb. I guess everybody celebrates video game releases in their own sepa... / Continue →
Stop staring at my gut!
This is an Eye of Sauron birthday cake. I've seen other Eye of Sauron birthday cakes before, but this is the best one to date. How long will it hold the title? Only time will tell!
One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor and Eat an Eye of Sauron Cake [... / Continue →