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My New Wallpaper: All Swords From All The Zelda Games

October 9, 2012 / deviantARTist, evolution, good job, good lookin', i liked collecting all the swords in 3-d dot heroes too -- that was fun (and time consuming), keep up the good work, learning by looking, link is my man, my god do i love swinging those things, pretty, swords, video games, wallpaper, weapons, zelda

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Note: Higher res version HERE (save the image to see it even bigger), but go check out the DeviantARTist's page for a Fierce Deity sized version.

This is the 'Evolution of Link's Sword' wallpaper created by DeviantARTist BLUEamnesiac. It allegedly contains all swords from the Zelda video game franchise, but I have no clue if that's accurate. Do aliens exist? Absolutely, and their privates look like little laser cannons.

Sorry for the large sized wallpaper, but there were so many swords to fit. Unfortunately I had to make room and omit non-canon swords, but there are links to them at the bottom. For the purists out there, there may have been some level of interpretation with swords that had little detail. Also, the Elemental White Swords from Minish Cap are guesstimates at best.

I think you did a great job. So great I just made it my wallpaper. And -- AND -- printed it out and taped it to the front of my shirt. "You're not wearing a shirt." FINE, I TAPED IT TO MY BARE CHEST -- YOU WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?

Thanks to Brian R, who made this Zelda swords wallpaper I posted previously using actual shots of the swords from the games instead of original artwork.

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There are Comments

  • Hi i'm New to this blog i gathered and collect more info and more wallpapers here!! Thank you!!

  • High Res my ass!

  • I'd rather not...

  • n11

    I think they forgot the Phantom sword from Hourglass/Spirit track DS games. Its a lot bigger and wider then any sword here.

  • These swords mean nothing with your virginity!

  • RareAwesomeman

    i really like that battle quest is the lat one, only has one and it is only called sword

  • Guest

    Why can't they allow Link to shoot the swords from his bow, it would be a sweet way to destroy one of those bosses.

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