Geekologie I Watch Stuff The Superficial

Mugger!: iPhone Case With Integrated Pepper Spray

October 30, 2012 in i've actually maced myself in the eyes before and i honestly thought my contacts were permanently burnt to my eyes (my eyes just watered up even thinking about it), iphone, oh you want my phone huh? well you can HAVE IT! *spray spray spray spray spray kick kick kick kick kick*, pepper spray, phones, safety, safety first, stealing things, thieves

pepper-spray-iphone-case.jpg

This is Spraytect, an iPhone 4/4S iphone case with an integrated can of pepper spray. It comes in white, black, pink and blue and costs $40. Refill canisters cost extra, but if you find yourself needing a refill it might be time to consider moving to a safer part of town. Or the moon. The crime rate on the moon is like zero provided you don't count littering. Hey -- whatever keeps you safe. Me? I'd answer a call at the bar and end up pepper-spraying whoever was sitting next to me, then have to pretend they were trying to steal my wallet so I don't look like the jackass who accidentally discharged his pepper spray at the bar. Fun fact: pepper spray is not a condiment, not even for really spicy thai.

Thanks to val, who deters thieves the natural way. Haha, I was wondering why there was a skunk in your purse. Can I pet him?

Related Stories
  •
    So It's Come To This: A Pistol Shaped iPhone Case
    May 28, 2013
    This is the $16 'Pistol Style Protective Plastic Case' made for the iPhone 5. It looks like a copper gun. Kind of. Mostly it just looks ridiculous. I must have one. Plus if we order 3 or more we can get them down to $14.50 apiece. It's the kind of iPhone case I imagine t... / Continue →
  • Finally, A (Questionable) Anti-Radiation Cell Phone Case
    August 27, 2012
    Tired of nuking your brain with cell phone radiation? ME NEITHER. I can't get enough of that stuff. I think it's because I used to rest my head on the microwave when I was cooking Hot Pockets growing up. But for those of you who care, Pong is selling a line of cases for popu... / Continue →
  • Meh: The iPhone 4S, It's Faster Or Something
    October 4, 2011
    So Apple announced the new improved iPhone today, the iPhone 4S. Because I have absolutely zero interest in paraphrasing product features (what is this, a tech blog?), let's make this a quickie, shall we? $20 up front and I don't take checks. $30 and I'll let you call me nam... / Continue →
There are Comments

  • oh wow. the list of bad events that could result from this is endless.

    Maybe it could be hot sauce instead. Everyone loves hot sauce.

  • Nick

    "Hello?
    Yeah.
    Can you hear me?
    Yeah. No. What?
    Hold on, I'm getting another call... hold on.."

    PSSSHT!

    "WHAT THE F***?! Oh God! IT'S IN MY EAR! OH GOD! OH GOD! IT BURNS!

    I'LL CALL YOU BACK!"

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I am hoping for someone to modify it so it sprays the person making a duck face when they take a photo of themselves.

  • Andrew St. Andrew

    don't ask a stranger to take a picture of you with the phone either

  • Jeremy Tilton

    With all the people who randomly butt-dial people, this could be bad. Especially for those of us who keep our phone in our front pocket.

  • with my luck i would spray myself while making a call

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    since this is for iPhone users...I have faith this would happen with at least half of the apple cult out there on a daily basis.

blog comments powered by Disqus