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Mario Inspired Racanooki Hoodie With Wagging Tail

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This is a $50 Mario inspired Racanooki hoodie (inspired from the Tanooki suit in Super Mario 3) available from 80's Tees. The tail wags up and down if you pull the drawstrings in and out real fast. It's perfect for...actually I don't know who it's perfect for. Furries? People who want to be mistaken for a masturbating raccoon?

Hit the jump for some more shots.

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Thanks to chichi, who informed me this does not count as a Halloween costume. DAMMIT.

There are Comments.
  • ZomBBombeR

    I wouldn't doubt if my girlfriend wants one of these.

  • That guy looks like a fucking idiot.

  • lordpikachu

    could they have put the drawstrings somewhere other than the crotch area?

  • This is hilarious! Unbeknownst to most American audiences, the reason the Tanook Suit allows Mario to fly is that Tanookis (a Japanese wild dog like creature, with coloration resembling raccoons) have HUGE testicles. According to traditional Japanese folk lore, Tanookis use their over sized scrotums to glide, parachute, fly, and in some stories even change their appearance (think of it like carrying Felix the Cat's bag of tricks under your peener). Apparently pulling on them makes their tails wag, too! Perfect for Italian plumbers with big balls!

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy
  • Patrick Caldwell

    No.

  • And if you remove the tail you can look like Paedo-bear.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    waiting for the first report of someone eating a handful of mushrooms and then running around town wearing one of these things.

  • Ness

    first

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