Kind Of Want: An Optimus Prime Hoodie (Plus Grimlock!)

This is a $60 Optimus Prime hoodie from 80's Tees. It makes you look like the leader of the Autobots. Nobody is going to CONFUSE you for the leader of the Autobots, it just makes you look like him. The same way stapling fake pancakes and sausage links to your head would make you look like an IHOP breakfast sampler -- nobody is actually gonna try to eat you. "You attacked me with a fork!" Listen, I was on bath salts and that was my bad.

Hit the jump for a shot of the much sexier Grimlock (dino) hoodie.

Thanks to Krame, who has a Power Ranger hoodie and really thought people would mistake him for a ranger in public. Okay now that makes me sad.

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