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I Smell A New Fort!: Hanging Spherical Cocoon Tents

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I don't know about you, but I would totally HANG OUT in that. See what I did there? HOPEFULLY SIGNED MY OWN DEATH WARRANT.

Because being stuck on the ground sucks and we all wish we were birds, hanging tents are quickly becoming all the rage (full disclosure: at least in MY mind they are). And rightfully so, they're cool. LIKE HAMMOCKS. This is a line of 10-foot spherical Cocoon Trees. They come in different configurations like one with a table or one with a bed, and, after being hung, can be accessed via rope bridge or ladder. Obviously, I'm going to get the one with the bed. FOR SEXUAL PURPOSES. Theeeeen get batted around in there like I'm some family of bear's personal tetherball. Or, even worse -- pinata. *unzipping door flap* Damn you Berenstain Bears, I'M NOT CANDY. This isn't 'The Berenstain Bears Throw A Birthday Party'. You hit my tent one more time and I'm gonna torch that f***ing tree you live in. And you can go tell those Charmin bears with the dingleberries they're next.

Hit the jump for a bunch more shots.

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Thanks to 18Bradley45, who's name appears to be some sort of secret code I'm going to wind up spending hours trying to decipher. OMG are you being held hostage?!

There are Comments.
  • Greg

    Shut up and take my money!

  • Steven Hill

    you're gonna smell a lot more than that when i fart with the zipper down.

  • Conrado Parra

    the SurvivaBall!

  • Lonnie

    I dub thee...the hanging boob tent

  • is that what you think boobs look like?

  • can it be put on bungee cords? have it all bouncy during the bouncy?

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    It's only attached to trees. I am sure there will be plenty of bounce during sessy time.

  • Guest

    I'll order double the rope in that case. Giggity...

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