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Han Solo Swimsuit And R2-D2 Minidress Now Available

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Australian clothing company Black Milk is back at it, this time with an R2-D2 minidress (previously available as a swimsuit) and a Han Solo one-piece. My goodness, is there anything sexier than-- "bikini models?" No, I was going to say Han Solo holding a blaster pistol. TRUTH BOMB: I've dreamed I was Chewbacca before just so I could be close enough to smell Han. "What did he smell like?" Unwashed fur. "That was probably you." I realize that now.

Hit the jump for more shots including closeups.

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Thanks to roshan and Wall, who agree that, for two out of four posts being Star Wars related today, I've failed myself. Oh I know.

  • August 7, 2012
    This is a recently released mini-dress (~$105) and set of leggings (~$80) from Black Milk Clothing (of all of these other crazy ladywear things fame). Just a heads up about black milk though: DON'T F***ING DRINK IT. Brown milk? Go for it. Chocolate milk is my jam -- I drink... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2012
    Etsy seller extramoneyformommy (fine, but I am gonna expect a raise in my allowance) sells sets of homemade Star Wars crayons (presumably by using these ice molds). Granted with the right mixture of wax and some molds you could make your own, but how many times have you said y... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2011
    Note: I had to cut a couple out to make the picture a decent size, see the whole thing HERE. These are dress designs by DeviantARTist CdCblanc of Disney princesses (Pocahontas, Tinker Bell, Kida, Mulan, Ariel, Rapunzel and Jasmine) modeling couture designs based on their actua... / Continue →
There are Comments
  • BLEBLAH

    where can i buy this???

  • I love this blackmilk model

  • GWs Arch Nemesis

    not bad, still fapable

  • That's hawt~

  • Anyone else think she had pit hair due to color/angling at a glance?

  • Han's sporting a pretty nice camel toe in that first pic.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    first thing I spotted. makes Han look like he has quite the hog leg. win win

  • p_shep

    She has a very odd look.

    Would still bang though.

  • Can I be Han?

  • EYEBROWS

  • GreyGanado

    Very nice, yes.

  • her hair makes her look 20 years older

  • InkyBloc

    What is with those terrible boots every single time?

  • Buttflipper

    i think, until you've had a chick rub them on your ballsack, you shouldn't complain.

  • Felicia Acevedo

    i kinda like them (^-^)

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