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Giant Robotic Chattering Teeth Couch

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Two teeth-related posts in a row -- what are the chances?! Plus if you count the burn-healing oral strips article, that makes THREE mouth posts in 24 hours. The American Dental Association should give me an honorary membership! "Settle for a sticker and toothbrush?" DONE. This is the Rooster Teeth Couch, made to look like the chattering teeth in the Rooster Teeth logo. It was created by couch maker extraordinaire Kayla Kromer (of Hamburger Bed and Millennium Falcon bed fame) and actually opens and closes via remote. You sit on the top though, not inside. Unless you're my friends, in which case I'll tell you to sit inside then crush you to death. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hit the jump for two more shots.

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Thanks Kayla, I know who I'm calling when I finally have the money for a custom dino bed.

There are Comments.
  • GW you have earned a most favoritest badge if you ever want to claim it <3

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I don't understand why you cannot be inside it. It's shaped like a large set of teeth. The natural desire for a photo would be someone inside it.

  • Apparently it has an incredible amount of force that will actually crush you dead. This is Krusty the Clown tier; I can only hope they go into mass production.

  • fungusmonkey

    You can sit inside it when it's open, you just can't be in there when it closes because between the steel frame, dense memory foam, and the super heavy duty linear actuators that power the whole thing, it'll squish up a person reeeeal good.

  • Danja

    Rooster Teeth = Cock-bite. For those who didn't watch RvB.

  • How many quarters does it take? Bow chicka wow wow!

  • MorningPanda

    Oh RoosterTeeth, how I love you so.

  • Nom, nom, nom?

  • JDRIZZLE

    Why not?

  • Servando Cardoza

    Why?....just why

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