Giant Eye Of Sauron/Barad-dûr Tower Wedding Cake

This is the giant Eye of Sauron wedding cake made by Cake Central member Solociachef21. You know, because pure evil is such a solid wedding theme. It's most noteworthy because of its height, which is very tall. I actually went to a friend's wedding where the cake wasn't even as tall as this one and it STILL fell over. The new bride was super upset about it even though I was all "It's still good!" and ate a handful off the floor. That's when she really started crying.

Thanks to TheDank, who may or may yes have been half the reason for my straight-C college career.

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