For The Ladies: Lord Of The Rings One Ring Earrings

SOMEBODY TAKE ME TO CLAIRE'S, I'M GETTING MY EARS PIERCED.

That's three rings in one title, folks. That might be a record. Granted not one worth mentioning, but my backspace key is broken so it stays. These are some £49.99 (~$80) Lord of the Rings One Ring earrings. They're inscribed just like the One Ring from the series, which reads...actually I don't know what they say. Hopefully not "This is that cheap-ass kind of metal that'll turn your ears green."

Thanks to Becca, who made me promise to buy her a pair if I posted them. Too bad I had my fingers crossed!

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