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Conceptual Trampoline Bridge Across The River Seine

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This is a conceptual trampoline bridge designed for a Paris bridge-imagining competition (those exist) by Atelier Zündel Cristea. It consists of tubular inflatable walls with a series of giant trampolines strung between them so you can jump your way across the river. I'M GONNA STEAL YOUR BOUNCE. 100% impractical, but FUN. "Not fun." Who said that? *crowd parts to reveal man in a wheelchair* Oh, right. Not fun.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the never gonna happen.

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Thanks to Rodney, who doesn't jump in bounce-houses anymore because whenever he does he winds up trying to do a backflip and biting his knee. Just kidding, that' me. I have scars.

There are Comments.
  • Guest

    And this into a theatre? http://javierjanda.blogspot.co...

  • Why isn't this in the Battlefield 3 map!?

  • rachid

    Hey! the Seine's water is not that clear! Is this another Paris than the one I live in?

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    Paris, TX....I don't think that's it though.

  • rachid

    here's the Paris I know: http://files.leblogecolo.webno...

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    here's the Paris I know : http://tinyurl.com/oy2h3y

  • rachid

    close enough ;-)

  • I like to jump on trampoline because it gives many types of benefits to health and children can get pure fun. This above trampoline is very huge one.

  • Javert disapproves.

  • 50 points if you land on a boat
    30 points if you break your neck
    0 points if you make it across

  • They may just as well have a cannon to shoot people across. What a stupid idea.

  • Luneth

    You just know someone's going to fall off trying to get from one trampoline to the other.

  • $18922249

    This is clearly a job for Lionel Hutz.

  • Guest

    Literally hopping one side to another. This is an awesome concept. Btw, they can always put up a sign "Once you hop off this latter you automatically agree not to sue. This is a giant trampoline bridge, please hop with care & not like a maniac."

  • Guest

    Hop at my own risk eh?
    Hell'z yeah! If I want a swim I'll hop a bit higher.

  • spectre99

    omg fn priceless, midair cardiac arrest from the fn tazers dam im good

  • spectre99

    revised: stacks of people on either side with paintball to guantletize the trampoleners. or tazers lolololol i made myself laugh

  • Shaun9lives

    The River Seine? More like the River In-Seine. Yeaaah!

  • Patrick Caldwell

    I say we race with open jars of cat urine to the end.

    Whoever is the wettest at the end, wins.

  • Stephen Casto

    Collisions abound (pun intended)if this gets made. Will it include a mini hospital on both ends for all the broken bones, concussions and fractures that would happen if it was to really open?

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