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And That's Why You Never Drive Through A Civil War Reenactment: Cannonball Destroying Car In Slow Motion

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Seen here a moment before impact, a cannonball prepares to send a car to meet its maker. In this case, Saturn. The cannonball actually travels all the way through the car and exits out the trunk. That's a lot of power. Don't get me wrong, I could still take a cannonball to the belly, I'd just have to flex extra hard. "It would destroy you." I would probably disintegrate on impact. Speaking of cannons, did I ever tell you I've been to one of the largest Civil War reenactments ever held? My buddy's dad was actually getting remarried during a ceremony at the thing and I went to show my support. And by show my support I mean get high as a kite and pretend I was a Union spy. I stole Confederate horse meat!

Hit the jump for the video, car destruction starts around 1:45.

Thanks to Chris, who I'm willing to let punch me in the gut as hard as he can for $2.39 (daddy needs a forty).

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  • anyone else notice he had a Geekologie tag on his video at the end! BIG TIME!

  • WTFITSAY

    The video is broken.

  • FAKE!!!!

    This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

    This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where MAx and Baja broke the stand on a spherical statue that rolled right into the front window of a starbucks.

  • Benmark

    These "FAKE" jokes have stopped being funny a long time ago. Every time I see one begin, I exasperatedly sigh.

  • Nathan G

    Maybe but the funny part is when people gripe about it. Every time someone replies to Daisy she paints little silhouette of them on the side of her desk.

  • Benmark

    SOMEONE has to say something, If people are making dumb, corny, unfunny, stupid jokes, I'm going to let them know.

  • shitty car being destroyed - reminds me of Street Fighter II

  • Guest

    One word... dentresistantdoors.... a cannon ball's worst enemy...

  • yrrt

    kid is a wanna be fps russia poser

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