Why You Magic-Loving Perverts!: Emma Watson Is The Most Virus/Malware Laden Celebrity To Search For Online

According to security software giant McAfee, Emma Watson is the most dangerous celebrity to search for online, with a one-in-eight chance of landing on a malware site while looking for pictures of her face Photoshopped on some other chick's naked body. My God we need to get you a girlfriend.
Shockingly, those adding the words "free downloads" and "nude pictures" to the name are much more likely to run into problems. The top ten:
1. Emma Watson
2. Jessica Biel
3. Eva Mendes
4. Selena Gomez
5. Halle Berry
6. Megan Fox
7. Shakira
8. Cameron Diaz
9. Salma Hayek
10. Sofia Vergara
Ahahahhahhaha, Cameron Diaz still made the list?! What is this, the late nineties? She looks like a centuries old vampire now. On the up side, at least the malware you'll get searching for her was only made to run on Windows 98.
Thanks to Maggie and ED, who don't look at nudie celebrity pictures. I'm joking, ED totally does.
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