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They'll Love That: Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats

September 21, 2012 / cats, cats love shit like this trust me, for sale, horn, i don't know what it costs but i've got the feeling it's too much, meow meow meow meow, mythical beast, pets, real product, so it's come to this, that not-so-mythical beast of yours can't seem to keep it's piss in the litterbox -- what's up with that?, they also make a human version for $8, unicorn

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This is a (currently wholesale only) inflatable unicorn horn for cats from Archie McPhee. It makes your cat look like a unicorn. No, no it doesn't. It makes them look like an angry cat with a wavy peen on its head. Still, they'll love wearing it. At least for the five seconds until they paw it off and pop it. And those five seconds they actually hated it.

Thanks to Dr. Professor, half doctor, half professor, probably 100% neither.

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There are Comments

  • Ahahahaha!! The blurb underneath is the funniest thing I've ever read. I don't get out much.

  • If I put that on a cat and it attacks me, I am suing for false advertising. Cats do not love it. The probably loathe it with as much irate passion as their tiny cat brains can manage.

  • ZomBBombeR

    To me the cat seems to be thinking the {only thing majestic about this thing is how quickly I'll shove it up your ass and rip it out with your entrails}

  • merle oberon

    not fooling anyone, these are dildoses for the lonely fat chicks with catses

  • ZomBBombeR

    Yeah looks like something my ex would get for her dog.

  • That is just evil. When the cats rise up and enslave us all who ever came up with this will be the first to die.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I thought monkeys were going to rise up and enslave us? or was that machines?

  • Why do I suddenly think of Kitten Mittens from Always Sunny?

  • Bubbubsky

    I think most cats would be entirely unthrilled to wear this.
    The expression in the picture says it all: "Motherfucker, if you don't take this fucking thing off of my head I'm going to wait until you go to sleep, shit on your face, then put all of my claws in your junk."

  • ZomBBombeR

    It's amazing how much vocabulary fits in to one cats stare right?

  • h2opolopunk

    Oh, that poor pussy.

  • I cried I laughed so hard.

  • hahahahahahaha

  • That cat is about to scratch ANYONES face off

  • It's painfully obvious that the cat in the picture doesn't like it.

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