The Robot Inside Me: Cyborg Facepainting

This is some bloody cyborg bodyart painted by DeviantARTist Arisusandasu (Alice Sanders) on herself. Why you'd want to turn yourself into a cyborg is beyond me, but the doctors said my IQ is equal to like a squirrel's so there's not -- OOOH, NUTS! Also, Alice did a pretty good job considering she had to paint that on herself in a mirror. I have no control over my hands when I'm looking in the mirror. One time I was shaving and cut an eyebrow off. Another time I just stared at my reflection calling myself ugly until I was crying so hard I puked.

Thanks to daniel, who fell in love with a cyborg girl once but made me promise not to tell anyone. Don't worry bro, your secret's safe with me.

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