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The (Imagined) Anatomy Of Famous Movie Creatures

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This is a small series of illustrations by artist Brad McGinty depicting the imagined anatomy of various movie creatures. This is obviously some sort of Muppet here, but -- no? Not a muppet? WTF is it then, because it looks cute. I'd sleep with that in my bed. Or stomach. Fun fact: one time I ate an alarm clock in my sleep. "That never happened." Yes-huh it did. Plus there's a pirate hunting me because I gnawed his hand off the same night. "Really, GW -- Captain Hook?" Don't be ridiculous, this isn't some children's fairy tale, this is real life. His name's Captain Rubber Hand.

Hit the jump for a Gremlin, Mars Attacks martian, Xenomorph and Predator. Also, please don't email me explaining that's Gizmo in the pic above, you're just gonna make me sad.

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Thanks to PYY, who agrees sometimes it's just best to not know what's on the inside. Except for those boxes of variety chocolates -- I'm not eating the shit-tasting ones.

There are Comments.
  • Nice, moar pls

  • Guest

    ....why....is there vertebra in the gremlin's ear?!

  • SumAnon

    Because the artist didn't actually study anatomy. Ever.

  • n_a_a_s

    Alien doesn't have any ribs & poops in its tail? I knew it!

  • Most creatures with exoskeletons don't have any bones, so it's not that odd. Pooping in one's tail, however, is.

  • n_a_a_s

    ahh true, ok. thanks for pointing that out ;)

  • Closet Nerd

    hola mis amigo!
    long time, no see
    ...... just sayin

  • n_a_a_s

    Closet ♥

  • Closet Nerd

    I'm so excited that if there were a mogwai in my shorts.... I'd now have n^(n+1) mogwai
    .... just sayin

  • Closet Nerd

    If you can't feed a Mogwai after midnight..... when the hell are you allowed to feed it again?! This question has swirled in my melon for years, and I think you have to wait till sunrise..... just guessin

  • Lee

    After its had a good nights rest with a warm glass of mi-- uh oh.

  • h-bomb

    are you serious? the first one is Gizmo. a Mogwai!!!!

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    should I define the word facetious for you?

  • Closet Nerd

    "facetious"..... sounds like "feces delicious"?

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    ...and not one shot of any type of sexual organs?

    well...Alien has what appears to be a blowfish or a sea urchin for a uterus, and I can't really fap to that.

  • manmadeknits@gmail.com

    Bill, some of the writing labels the tubes on it's back as "Back Dick". The elongated skull's rear portion is labeled as the "head butt"

  • SumAnon

    "head butt" could technically mean 'head bottom' not butt

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    can someone give us some full on translation? I have a feeling there is some hidden humor in these things.

  • SumAnon

    Yea, I feel like I'm missing something on a few of these things .

  • manmadeknits@gmail.com

    The blowfish bit is labeled "Mister Jingle"

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