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Hardcore, HARDCORE!: Extreme Unicycling Video

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Everybody needs a hobby, and for some people that hobby is extreme unicycling. Different strokes for different folks, you know? I juggle chainsaws. No I don't. I play video games and drink. I used to roller skate around the neighborhood during the day in a helmet and booty shorts, but people made fun of me. So now I only roller skate around the neighborhood in a helmet and booty shorts at night. "Like a gay ninja." EXACTLY like a gay ninja.

Hit the jump for the video, they really do some impressive tricks.

Thanks to Miles, who agrees every sport should have an extreme version and that version should involve fire hazards and sharks.

There are Comments.
  • ZomBBombeR

    It was like watching unicycling and parkour/freerunning all in one, and barely as cool as either of the latter, honestly I'd have liked the vid better sans music but all and all lots of skill some of these guys have, just seems wasted on a useless sport, soon they'll just be hopping around on the forks with no wheels.

  • Forblat

    Today I have learned that it is impossible to look cool on a unicycle.

    I'm kind of disappointed actually :-/

  • Rod the Retard

    well, no kids for you.

  • Guest

    Because only men (or crazy awesome ladies ;) ) can perform such awesome stunts.

  • Jonny Campbell

    This should be called eunuchcycliing...

  • I have the sudden urge to buy a unicycle.

  • n_a_a_s

    I agree with just about everyone, especially the mormon comment. I think it's talented but dude ------ ur on a unicycle, kinda douchey. There's no kickass street rad to it like skateboarding. It's almost as cool as fruitbooting and that says a lot. Sorry guys, vegetarian hardcore screams louder than this

  • Brian King

    I appreciate talent and skill wherever it exists. that said, the video seems to scream, "c'mon guys, unicycling can be cool. No really. Hey, where are you going?" So, keep it up sweet unicyclers, just don't be discouraged that I didn't finish the video. :)

  • Monochromatyczny Wojownik

    Why do they all hold to their peeners? Some new GW fetish or somthing?

  • Girgear

    I can't picture a unicycle in my mind without a clown holding an umbrella riding on it.

  • Guest

    These are really impressive. :D

  • I didn't know Justin Bieber was an accomplished unicyclist!

  • These kids are going to clown college

  • Cosmo

    you what the hardest part about unicycling is? Telling your parents you're gay.

  • ZomBBombeR

    My friends and I say the same thing about rollerblades XD.

  • In a normal skate video, you only get to see them smash their balls when they fail.
    Here, they smash their balls anyway.

  • Shegs

    The new SLC Punk?

  • Un-Untitled

    how are we supposed to take this seriously?

  • Closet Nerd

    Just watching this video makes my balls hurt and my stomach churn.... just sayin

  • $18922249

    Mormons...

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