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For The Ladies: Anatomical Muscles Swimsuit

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Girl, I never thought I'd say this but I think you're showing TOO MUCH chest.

Because their muscle leggings were such a cash cow, Black Milk Clothing has decided to release a $90 swimsuit version just in time for fall (Black Milk is an Australian company so it's actually only spring there. Seasons be f***ing crazy!). Is it accurate? No clue. Is it sexy? Only if you're a sicko. This reminds me of the time in college I was invited to go watch an autopsy as part of an anatomy class. Don't get me wrong, I stayed home drinking and playing Mario Kart 64 -- but I was INVITED to go. I failed three of my five classes that semester.

Hit the jump for several more shots including one of the back in case you're more of a gluteus man.

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Thanks to PYY, who was surprised to see there isn't a belly button muscle.

There are Comments.
  • PshopPrincess

    Really? Not one of you nerds has noticed the terrible p-shop disaster on the closeup of the torso? Sigh.

  • Sirgio

    Ha ha ha, she has no reproductive organs, just an extra long set of abs!

  • westmclarenmerc

    I'll buy one for my girlfriend...I just saved 90$ right there, because I'm single...I'm married to the internet, just like you, I'm only crazy enough to admit it.

  • Matthew Anderson

    Umm, not exactly anitomically "correct"...

  • I like her shoes, but that suit is crap...

  • BrianRommel
  • Breasts aren't muscles.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    how would you know...oh yeah....never mind

  • Nathan Klassen

    now wear the muscle leggings as well.

  • mmm... muscle bewbs.

  • Atom Kahn

    She should actually be wearing a skeleton suit, and whats with those retarded shoes with a swimsuit?

  • Doesnt matter shes hot

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