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Finally, A Decent Hitch-Mounted Stripper Pole For Trucks

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Because why shouldn't you take your strip show on the road, this is Platinum Stages' Hitch Pole. It's a stripper pole that mounts to a truck tow so you can gyrate and booty pop your ass off while in traffic (although apparently not recommended). It costs $550 but sadly doesn't look tall enough for the sort of tricks I like to do. I like to do the ones where you crawl all the way up to the ceiling and then slide down the pole all seductive until you lose your grip with one leg and crash to the floor on your neck. F*** yeah, sympathy dollars. That said, if you buy one and pay me $100 I'll totally grind on it while you weave through highway traffic trying to knock me off.

Hit the jump for a picture of the pole IN USE.

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Thanks to lauren, who claims she once did a swirly round-and-round on the pole while her driver took a turn at 30MPH. Impressive!

There are Comments.
  • ZomBBombeR

    Coming soon to a 50 cent vid near you!

  • So it's a mobile skank show?

  • lorobird

    10 points for GW for learning how to be a decent writer from The Superficial.

  • Joan D'arc

    Anyone else notice it looks like her mom butt is supporting a hot pink diaper?

  • no more im full

    needs more zelda reference

  • Ed

    It takes a special kind of Ho.

    Anyway from the site; "7 feet of usable pole," that "supports up to 200lbs" . . . there's a joke in there somewhere, and you were supposed to find it GW! It's not my job, it's yours!

  • I don't get it.

  • n_a_a_s

    looks like it'd launch some nice rockets too

  • zest

    can't tell if clever innuendo or just being nerdy

  • Flip

    meat rockets

  • tbclycan

    You know you might be a nerd when you instantly think of rocket launching, but then again, I failed the gay test when the first thing I noticed was her shoes.

  • James Horton

    No you didnt, because shes fucking dogfaced

  • Why it may actually be a bad idea to have this on your truck: http://youtu.be/Sf8sqmqyvog

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    if the stripper falls off this one is it against the law to make a U-turn to pick her up? should you just continue to the next intersection and pick up another ho?

  • ZomBBombeR

    Definitely. Sharp thinking.

  • If you're too drunk to climb the pole by yourself, you shouldn't get a drunk guy to spin you around. So many levels of fail, by at least the pole was sturdy.

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