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Custom Leather Mask Turns Your Horse INTO A DRAGON

September 6, 2012 / animals, badass, cool, coooooool, count me in, dragon, freaky deaky, horse, i love dragons!, i would ride that steed, leather, man people are weeeeeird, neato, save a horse ride a cowboy, you gotta be careful though or that horse is gonna go around breathing fire and burn the barn to the ground

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Horses: they're pretty cool in their natural form. But add a dragon mask and they become RADICAL. This custom leather mask, made by Fury-Fantasy (which I cannot in good conscious recommend visiting unless you want to see freaky-deaky women dressed as horses -- I really took one for the team here) can transformer a quarter horse into a quarter dragon. Okay, maybe a 1/6 dragon. I'd ride one into battle, that's for sure. "You, battle -- really GW?" Well, in Skyrim at least.

Hit the jump for a bunch more of the coolest horse ever (and he probably doesn't even know it!)

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Thanks to my buddy Terry, who once ripped the streamered handle off a kid's bike and jammed it up his ass to look like a sparkly unicorn tail. Plus hot-glued a dildo to his forehead.

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  • Rae Bembry

    Poor horse. What exactly he’s doing with his horse? And he looked happy with that. Equine reproduction is somewhat a serious thing and he only plays with his horse, just think of his feeling too. You’re not a good rider anyway.

  • lol you spelled pony wrong

  • horses ears are typically turned back to "listen" to their owner. If the horse was unhappy he would have his ears pinned straight back if ready to bite or be flipping out rearing, etc. A trained horse would have no problem wearing a mask. As seems to be the case here. I am not being critical, I am just letting you know.

  • Radar Bopity need him one of these for next years Diane Sept clinic!

  • Guest

    *throws pokeball*

  • Made from genuine horsehide leather for added brutality!

  • flyingmonkey456

    I hate to tell you this, but those aren't "freaky-deaky" women.

  • ZomBBombeR

    I doubt the horse is that upset with it, after all he let them put it on him, and also in mid-evil times horses were armored almost as much as the knights riding them were and they didn't die of heat exhaustion, so quit being a bunch of bob barkers and let the horse have some cosplay too.

  • Guest

    Exactly!

  • Behold as the mask turns any owner of a horse into an animal cruelty endorsing cunt. Stop posting these fucking pictures of owners abusing animals.

  • Monica

    Abusing animals? Seriously?? Have you ever even seen a horse without it being on a book or a pc?...

  • Cat

    Horses are used to wearing things that cover/touch their faces - halters, fly masks (which protect their eyes and faces from flies), so this is in NO WAY animal cruelty. If you knew anything about horses you'd know that.

  • If that horse gets to have children, it will be because a farmer snuck up on it with a turkey baster full of semen. I think the mask is the least of its problems.

  • ZomBBombeR

    Stop posting.

  • I only visited it because you told me not to... WHY?!

  • Vladeon

    I thought he was joking...

    sadly, he was not.

  • Poor guy doesn't seem too happy wearing that thing —look at the ears.

  • gob

    add the sun and high temperatures and you have a really poor horse.

  • Daniel Lindsey

    I went to the website while I was at work, and felt like I needed a shower when I was done. You definately took one for the team.

  • rikster81

    yeah me too! i think i set alarms off at the business off!!! dammit gw!! WHAT ARE YOU INTO

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