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CANNOT BE UNSEEN: Bert And Ernie Real-Life Cosplay

September 5, 2012 / cannot be unseen, childhood, dragon*con, eye poison, get them away from me!, holy smokes, i dunno what kind of skin-care cream you two have been using but they should probably be sued, i'm sleeping with the lights on tonight (and every night trutfully -- ghosts brobro), nightmare fuel, nooooooooo, terrifying, viral, wtf am i even looking at, yikes

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This is a shot of two dudes spotted cosplaying as Bert and Ernie at Dracon*Con by Redditor ProbableCause. They're f***ing terrifying. Like, definitely not the type of guys you'd feel comfortable watching take a bubble-bath together. Chris Hemsworth and Ryan Gosling? Those two I would pay good money to see in the same tub, AND still be willing to line up outside the night before.

Hit the jump for one more piece of nightmare fuel for the fire.

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Thanks to Julien, who agrees some things are best not imagined in real life. Most not-real-life things actually.

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There are Comments

  • I guess it's the eyes, but Ernie looks kind of like the 11th Doctor under all that crap.

  • ZomBBombeR

    Creepy? yes. Sleep deprivating material? not even close, I've seen way worse IRL.

  • My childhood is now officially fawlked up.

  • Guest
  • Guest
  • Guest

    Nothing scares a child (or full grown adult) more than a clown or a realistic cartoon character.

  • Riaan Coetzee

    Jesus, as if living in South Africa wasnt scary enough, arrrggghhhh!!!!!! no sleep tonight

  • gah, i can't stop looking at them.

  • These people should have been killed on site.

  • FruityOatyBars

    Looks like someone gave Ernie the Chelsea Smile

  • BMan56

    Bert looks like Eugene Levy after a few more American Pie movies.

  • $18922249

    It's nice to see that Nikki Sixx is finally getting his act together.

  • Why so serious, Bert?

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    now kiss!

  • I know Sesame Street has been around for decades, but Bert and Ernie look like they're 70 years old.

  • Bakasaia

    *"Cannot be unseen"* "Hm, he must have cen- OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK!?!?"

  • Bert's facial expression makes him look like Carl from 'Up'.

  • Guest

    That is just your average Irish couple!

  • damn it gw, why didnt you censor it on the main page, now i wont sleep for suhrjkdnjuindnnl

  • Oh, for fuck's sake.

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