BevBuckle: Finally, A Decent Beer-Holding Belt Buckle
This is the BevBuckle. At first glance it might look like a regular old belt buckle, but IT IS SO MUCH MORE. Namely, a beer holder. You see, the front plate folds down and a metal ring pops up to hold a can or bottle. Just make sure you have your belt on tight or your might spill. Plus it kind of makes it look like you have a bottle for a penis. Obviously, it would need to be able to hold a 40-ouncer to be GW accurate. "You're not fooling anyone." Fine, a Capri Sun pouch. "I don't even want to know." It got run over by a tractor trailer. "I said I didn't want to know." THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU.
Thanks to lilco and justsayin, who hold their beer the way God intended: in their bellys. You know that really is the best place for it.