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You've Got Real Guts, Kid: Anatomical Drawings Of Pixar's Lightning McQueen And His Redneck Tow Truck Buddy

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This are two drawings by artist Jake Parker showing the imagined anatomy of Lightning Steve McQueen and his low-level IQ tow truck buddy, uh...what's his name? *IMDB's* Mater, his name's Mater. God, why did I even bother looking that up? Also, not to nit-pick or anything, but come on -- anthropomorphic talking cars? Doesn't that seem a little too far fetched? "What about Knight Rider?" Wow...when you're right, you're right. Granted it's not often, but when you are, it makes me want to punch you even harder.

Hit the jump for Tomato and a closeup of each.

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Thanks to tank, who doesn't always punch himself, but when he does it's in the nuts and as hard as he possibly can. Ahahahhaha -- SAME!

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There are Comments
  • Wheres the ears

  • "Lightning McQueen, you went to IMDB and missed that you mixed up 'Lightning' with 'Steve'?

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    You do understand there was an actor named Steve McQueen and GW is trolling for idiots like you?

  • OrehRatiug

    He wrote Tomato instead of Toe Mater (or however you spell it), I'm sure he's just fucking with people like you.

  • No One

    It's lightning in the title though.

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