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Yeah You Did: Guy Gets Darth Vader Tattoo On Face

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This is a picture of some dude who decided to get a classic "Darth Vader with flowers" tattoo on the side of his face. Hopefully it's a cover-up. I'm kidding, hopefully it's a stick-on. And whether you agree with brobro's taste in facial tattoos or not, one thing's for certain: he needs to learn how to shave under his f***ing chin.

Thanks to Mr. Peabody, who had an eyeball tattooed on the back of his head but you can only see it when he shaves. No way -- I did the same thing with my pubes! This pecker's got eyes.

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  • dalegribble

    He lives in my town, and yeah, we call him Vader Face. You can hardly see any of it, but his first face tattoo says 'Overcome' on his forehead right under his hairline. He works in bars and tattoo shop, what else can you say about the guy?

  • Guest

    It would be sexier if he did it on his rump. ;D

  • agatha

    What a dumbass! Ugly! And indeed roses??? Huh?

  • Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  • Why did he put roses behind it? Da fuq...two lightsabers behind the head i can get. Roses? C'mon guy...Finish highschool at least guy.

  • Man, how much does this guy hate his parents!?

  • SlipperieSlope

    This guy needs to desperately learn how to take care of a fresh tattoo.. look at all the scabbing on Vaders helmet and eyes! Yikes!

  • azz0r

    wasteman

  • Urgh.. it's not even a well done tattoo.. If you're gonna get one on your face at lest get one that looks amazing..

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    He should have tattooed Darth Vader's helmet onto his entire face as if he was wearing it. Now that would have been cool.

  • EDWARD J. SMITH

    Darth Vader is a pussy since the latest Lucas rewrites.

  • $18922249

    Apparently Darth Vader can squint and has a button for a nose.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    it kinda looks a little ewokie.

  • He's not squinting. He's crying tears of blood, because you know he's a vampire now...

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Gainful employment is for suckers!

  • Andrew Glover

    WOW I Think this should go up there with wost tatoo ever.

  • KerfuffleHogback
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