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Legend Of Zelda Heart Piece, Rupee And Triforce Soap

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Cleanliness is next to godliness. I think that's an ancient proverb or something but I just remember it from that one Smashing Pumpkins song. You ever bathed with a Zora before? Me neither, but I would be willing to. Same goes for a Goron. These are a series of Zelda soaps from Etsy seller SmallThingsForSale. Anybody else out there play the game where you try to hold a slippery bar of soap between your buttcheecks for a whole shower? Sometimes I'm so good at it I don't even realize it's still there when I go to bed.

Hit the jump for some closeups and the triforce and rupees and some bonus Mario coin ones.

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Thanks to Nick, who still uses soap on a rope. Me? I have a shower scrunchie.

There are Comments.
  • Ann Elegant√© Neely

    I don't see any Mario coins.

  • sandul

    I bought the heart for the wife. she loves zelda.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I still don't think it would be safe to drop these.

  • Guest

    Octorok toys instead of rubber duckies would complete the set. :D

  • Jason Ephraim

    Mah boi, this "soap" is what all true warriors strive for

  • They look edible... I'd take a bite.... Just to make sure they're not...

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