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It Has LIGHTS: Star Trek Borg Cube Wedding Cake

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Redditor pat_inthehat has an aunt who makes wedding cakes. And this is the Borg Cube one she recently finished for somebody's reception. No word if they had an Enterprise shaped pinata too, but it would be a shame if they didn't. Scanning the comments, several Redditors pointed out the fact that there's a Ferengi ship flying around the right side of the cube, but the Ferengi never fought the Borg. You know what I said? "Seriously guys? I'm way too drunk for this dork-talk right now. Tell them to save a piece with a lightbulb for me."

Thanks to Morgan, who took the time to tell me about the Allspark cake he wants at his wedding. Hey -- baby steps, Morgan. You have to find yourself a mate first.

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  • Kenlin Bros

    Nothing about marriage being an assimilation? Low-hanging fruit?

  • korydeath

    Why is there a Ferangi marauder!!!! their the pussy's of the alpha quadrant

  • Ed

    Those aren't lights they're edible bio-luminescent critters like fireflys and algae. Chomp away.

  • I'd assimilate that right in to my stomach.

  • Guest

    I'm not really a Star Trek fan, but I do have to say this was really well made. I'm curious how they go about cutting it without hitting a wire? (jk)

    Welcome back Daisy.

  • Daisy Daisyington

    FAKE!!!!

    This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

    This is exactly like that scene from the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja had to sneak into the borg ship to save Picard, who had been assimilated.

  • kevin dijkshoorn

    It is cool when its real and its cool when its fake. I hate Star Trek cuz its for gay people but this cake is really cool.

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