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I Don't Like It THAT Much: Full Upper-Body Star Wars Tats

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Seen here with a silver tooth and nipples that look like pencil erasers, a man shows off his full upper-body Star Wars tattoos. I'm not sure if he's saving the strip in the middle of his chest for some more work, but I suggest he get his penis tattooed like the handle of a lightsaber and then have the blade coming all the way up to his neck. Come on bro, you've already gone this far -- at least think about it.

Thanks to my good buddy but God-awful life coach Terry, who taught me our bodies are temples and should be decorated as such with some sick Star Wars wall treatments.

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  • gay

    This guy spent the entire time pretending he was Tommy Lee. Even fooled a few people.

  • The artist was Matt Difa. He is an awesome bloke. He has a Studio in London called Jolie Rouge. They actually had a themed may the 4th be with you day.
    I got a Boba Fett tattoo the same day this guy was getting his girls on his ribs

  • Bounty hunters on the back and big boobed women on the front. Nice.

  • NoveltyFishHead

    Wisely he chose...

  • Guest

    As long as this doesn't have JarJar, its 100% awesome.

  • NoveltyFishHead

    that is something I can agree too.

  • The ladies on his chest should have been facing the other way...so his nips would look like their booby nips.

  • Perhaps, but no self-respecting artist would do a chest tattoo of a person in profile and have them facing out.

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