This is a series of posters by artist Tim Anderson (links to personal website where you can buy prints, $40) imagining the first three Star Wars movies as spaghetti westerns by Italian director Sergio Leone. Would Leone have had enough decency to not make any prequels? Probably. *spins gun on finger, accidentally shoots Jar Jar in the face* Woopsie doopsie! "That wasn't an accident, was it?" Is a tauntaun penis ever warm to the touch?
Hit the jump for the other two.
Thanks to XtraFeely, who has like, more nerve endings than a regular person or something.
Note: Video is after the jump, not before. This isn't LOST.
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