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But That's What Alfred Is For!: Batman Toilet Paper Holder

August 15, 2012 in batman, hey b-man -- spare a square?, i've seen it all now, oh man i bet the joker is just laughing and laughing about this right now, rock bottom, sadness, superhero, that poor bastard, things have really gone downhill since the dark knight rises huh?, why do i get the feeling he face-plants everytime you try to tear some tp off?, wow

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Now make Harley Quinn pole-dancing on a toilet brush.

This is a custom Batman toilet paper holder made by Redditor conrick. He stands 31-inches tall and only dispenses the good stuff. None of that newsprint toilet paper you can still read the headlines on. I dunno though, I still think it's kind of degrading. There's got to be a better way to honor Gotham's greatest superhero than letting him know what your ass smells like.

Thanks to my buddy Terry, who told me his toilet paper actually catches fire on the regular. You disgust me.

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  • Nancy Esmade

    Nice one! my grandson will surely love it!

  • Nancy Esmade

    Nice one! my grandson would really love it.

  • Guest

    This is just hilarious. Unfortunately, anything with a face is not welcomed in my bathroom. It is just too creepy.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    "Now make Harley Quinn pole-dancing on a toilet brush."

    this definitely would deserve a Shut-up and take my money! moment.

  • ZomBBombeR

    No Comment

  • $18922249

    Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A brown knight.

  • Drink enough Guinness and you too can use the "DARK SHITE"

  • That is one of the saddest things I've ever seen.

  • How the mighty have fallen!

    PS: How about a Bane one with some electronic voice recording?

    "You have my permission to wipe your ass"

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