But That's What Alfred Is For!: Batman Toilet Paper Holder
Now make Harley Quinn pole-dancing on a toilet brush.
This is a custom Batman toilet paper holder made by Redditor conrick. He stands 31-inches tall and only dispenses the good stuff. None of that newsprint toilet paper you can still read the headlines on. I dunno though, I still think it's kind of degrading. There's got to be a better way to honor Gotham's greatest superhero than letting him know what your ass smells like.
Thanks to my buddy Terry, who told me his toilet paper actually catches fire on the regular. You disgust me.