Bill Nye Challenges 'F***ing Idiot' Congressman Todd Akin To A Debate (Plus Drops The F-Bomb A Lot)
Note: Story is satire (READ: FAKE). I just love rage and cussing so much I want it to be true. Plus duels.
US Congressman Todd Akin accused Bill Nye of personally summoning God's wrath in the form of Hurricane Issac after Nye posting a video last week discussing why creationism shouldn't be taught to children (you can see that video HERE if you haven't already). Bill, in return, dropped the f-bomb a lot during an interview and challenged Todd to a debate.
"Look, these people they're f*cking retarded. Rape can't cause pregnancy? Breastmilk cures homosexuality? I caused a hurricane by challenging creationism? Who can possibly take these people seriously anymore?"
"...Now they don't even believe in egg + sperm = baby. Where does Todd Akin think babies come from? Does he think there are separate storks for people who were raped and people who weren't? ""Hey look at me! I'm the rape stork. I drop off all my babies directly at the orphanage."
"He's a f*cking idiot. Just a plain f*cking idiot. I'm sorry - I don't say that word very often - but it happens to fit in this case. He's just a f*cking idiot."
"So Todd I got an offer for you. You and me. Any time. Any place. Debating science mano-a-mano. I'll bring the facts, and you bring the Vaseline. Because your ass is gonna f*cking need it when I'm done whipping."
Nye apologized once more for his language before ripping off his microphone and walking off the set.
I actually had a college professor call me a f***ing idiot in class once but it was under completely different circumstances. You see what happened was, my buddy Y-Tree and I were playing the penis game (where you go back and forth saying penis louder and louder until somebody's too afraid to do it), and I just yelled it at the top of my lungs at the very beginning. We used to play the vagina game too. I have a master's degree -- just let that sink in.
Thanks to Alexandria and Jason, who were both kicked off the college debate team for constantly yelling 'OBJECTION!' and banging their heads on the desk.
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